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Speed Bumps – For a team that stops and starts a little too often.

Like Fun, Only Different – Very different.

Stocking Stuffers – Not as big as they look.

Test Eagles – For a team that thinks they’re super funny.

What’s That In Miles? – These guys have no idea what they’re doing.

Sandbaggers – The only way these guys know is the easy way.

The Sweet Couch Potatoes – Sweeter than your normal couch potatoes.

Pimp My Stride – It really needs some pimping.

Donald Pump – Everything they say is fake news.

All Pain, No Gain – Sorry to hear that.

Not Fast, Just Furious – They’re furious because they’re not fast.

Kim Jongs Young Boys – Step back guys, they’re lethal!.

Mudder Of All Hangovers – What’s more fun than doing a muddy obstacle course after a night of heavy drinking? Nothing!.

Dirty Mudder Funkers – These guys love fooling around in the dirt.

Fragile – These guys are just not built for this.

Team Softwood – The opposite of the above.

Team Hardwood – They always wake up ready in the morning.

Shake And Bake – In reference to the film Talladega Nights.

The Running Joke – Watching these guys run is hilarious.

Slow Burn – Slow and steady wins the race.Thrust Her? I Barely Know Her! – Have some manners!.Where’s The Bacon? – Bacon is the meaning of life.The Baconators – If there’s one thing they can finish, it’s a plate of bacon.My So-Called Legs – You’ve never seen legs so scrawny.Hardly Athletic – At least they’re not deluded.The Intermediates – Super average and proud of it.We Hate The Runs – Can you guess what their favorite part of their routine is?.

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Still Oblivious To The Distance – They have no idea how to pace themselves.

Mud Flaps – These guys are always caked in mud when they go on mud runs.

Sore To The Finish – These guys always look beat up.

Donut Droppers – Either highly motivated or very clumsy.

Will WOD For Donuts – Who needs money anyway?.

Dumbbells And Donuts – All you need in life.

Do You Even Lift, Bro? – This team totally overuses this phrase.

Seven Jerks And A Squirt – Hilarious choice for a team of seven heavily built guys and one who needs to lift a little bit more.

Sweaty Medballs – Expect gallons of sweat….

Running Better Than The Government – To be fair, most things do.

Sensitive To Pain – It’s a real condition!.

Racks And Sacks – For a mixed team of guys and girls.

Pickles And Protein – One makes your breath smell, the other helps build your muscles.

It Never Gets Easier – Sadly it doesn’t.

Dicks In Boxes – In reference to the song ‘Dick in a box’ by Lonely Island and Justin Timberlake.

The Butt Clenches – Butt exercises first, everything else second.

The CrossShits – This team always needs to be near a bathroom.

Tears For Beers – Beer makes everything better.

150 Burpees A Day Keeps The Doctor Away – The only way to find out is to try it.

Burpees And Beers – Either an excellent combination or a terrible combination.

Blood, Sweat, And Beers – The only liquids you need, screw water.

Butts And Beer Bellies – Can’t have one without the other.

Designated Drinkers – Don’t worry guys, these guys will handle the beer… and drink it.

Ready Or Not, Beer We Come – Have you ever seen these guys sober?.

Is It Five O’Clock Yet? – It’s always 5 pm somewhere.

Just The Tip – They only put in the bare minimum required to get by.

The Flimsy Worms – Nope, no muscle here.

World’s Okayest Runners – Unbelievably average.

Less Talk, More Squat – This team talks a little too much.

The Fighting Cocks – Scary in more ways than one.

The Scream Team – Yeah, they can get a little bit loud.

Redundant – For a team that really lacks proper motivation.

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Here For The Free Shirt – Now that’s motivation.

Raging Hormones – Hilarious choice for team of awkward teenagers.

If Only Making Money Was This Easy – This team likes to pretend they’re great at CrossFit.

So, if you and your team want to add the humor weapon to your arsenal, you should consider these funny CrossFit team names:

According to Mark Twain, the human race has only one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.